Awkward Moments #1

Spotted: Lonely Boy creeping out Ms Brown Belt. Get ready for a karate kick in the face. HIYA!

Here is what happened:

During a boring self-defense exercise, Lonely Boy decided to make a conversation with his partner.

Lonely Boy: So where do you go to school?

Partner: I am home schooled, but I take classes at a local college.

LL: How old are you?

Partner (Ms Home School): I am turning 17 tomorrow.

LL: Happy birthday!

LL: How long have you been doing karate?

MHS: 7 years I think?

LL: Where do you live?

MHS: (angry look) Stalker!!

At college, you are so used to asking where people live that it seems like a harmless question. But in the real world, especially one perceived by people who grow up seeing the world through the distorted lens of a loving home, your address is considered highly confidential information. If you don’t already know, it is usually unwise to tell strangers where you live, because the next thing you know, he (stalkers are usually men) will be expecting you at your door when you pick up the newspaper.

A more subtle way will be doing it on Facebook. Unfortunately, I don’t think homeschool has yet to establish a network. We might have to resort to approach #1.


And who am I?

Xoxo,
Gossip Girl

P.S. I got a new camera, but didn’t take any pictures on Thanksgiving. Oh well
P.P.S. I am not a stalker. Don’t call the police on me. This post is meant to be a joke. haha, lol, XD, :), 8)...